{"id":392,"date":"2018-12-15T21:50:28","date_gmt":"2018-12-15T21:50:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/707southardkeywest.com\/?p=392"},"modified":"2018-12-19T18:51:37","modified_gmt":"2018-12-19T18:51:37","slug":"lighted-boat-parade-from-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/707southardkeywest.com\/?p=392","title":{"rendered":"Lighted Boat Parade from Hell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The annual lighted boat parade was today, and we watched from the rooftop of the Waterfront Brewery, next to Schooner Wharf.\u00a0 Parade was about 20 minutes late from the 8:00PM beginning time, and each boat took about 15 minutes to cycle in and out to the front of Schooner Wharf, the parade sponsor, for judging.<\/p>\n<p>After three boats, our crowd had dwindled to about 50% of what had been present at 6:30PM.\u00a0 We also left.<\/p>\n<p>Our recommendation is to speed it up for next year.\u00a0 The first three boats.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-391\" src=\"http:\/\/707southardkeywest.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181215_201149-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/707southardkeywest.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181215_201149-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/707southardkeywest.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181215_201149-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/707southardkeywest.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181215_201149-768x576.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-393\" src=\"http:\/\/707southardkeywest.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181215_202027-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/707southardkeywest.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181215_202027-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/707southardkeywest.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181215_202027-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/707southardkeywest.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181215_202027-768x576.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-394\" src=\"http:\/\/707southardkeywest.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181215_202942-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/707southardkeywest.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181215_202942-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/707southardkeywest.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181215_202942-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/707southardkeywest.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181215_202942-768x576.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The annual lighted boat parade was today, and we watched from the rooftop of the Waterfront Brewery, next to Schooner Wharf.\u00a0 Parade was about 20 minutes late from the 8:00PM beginning time, and each boat took about 15 minutes to cycle in and out to the front of Schooner Wharf, the parade sponsor, for judging. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/707southardkeywest.com\/?p=392\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Lighted Boat Parade from Hell&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-392","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/707southardkeywest.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/392","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/707southardkeywest.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/707southardkeywest.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/707southardkeywest.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/707southardkeywest.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=392"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/707southardkeywest.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/392\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":395,"href":"https:\/\/707southardkeywest.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/392\/revisions\/395"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/707southardkeywest.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=392"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/707southardkeywest.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=392"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/707southardkeywest.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=392"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}